1. When people find your accent funny, they start ignoring you.
2. When people ignore you, you become more assertive.
3. When you become more assertive, you feel compelled to declare your love.
4. When you feel compelled to declare your love, you name a star after your girlfriend.
6. When you need to find it, you consult an astronomer.
7. And when you consult an astronomer, you discover you’ve named a potentially deadly asteroid.
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